niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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server-vevo:

zoey101cult:

"sorry that was my last piece of gum"

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revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

alt-j:

bl00dbuzz-0hio:

alt-j:

I ate probably about a pound of brussels sprouts today

this sounds like the worst code name ever for smoking weed.

"Bruh, I ate sooo many brussel sprouts."

well then it’s probably a good thing I don’t smoke and just eat a lot of brussels sprouts